#[david attenborough voice] #the exotic harry bird has a peculiar mating ritual#he lures his chosen mate by flicking his curly plumes#and it’s not just his plumes that are unique #so is his way of dancing#that hip shake is his call#you can tell he’s getting particularly excited because he has erected both his arms#the majestic louis bird feigns indifference#but it’s only a matter of time before he gives in to the harry bird’s call#nature is truly amazing
do you all wanna be married and have children?
a hundred percent
yeah? even as young as you are?
yeah [slyly looks at harry]
Harry changing the lyrics in Teenage Dirtbag, and being a smug little fucker about it. x
there are children that attend these concerts
when harry looks at louis he gets the same smile as when he was a 16 yr old sitting on the stairs slowly falling for him and i need to sit down
|Interviewer:||Considering you had a really long day for you boys, umm..Harry can't talk. So, time to do some dirt.|
|Louis:||He's secretly a woman.|
|Niall:||Hahah harry, um.. harry's uhh, got a soar throat..voice at the moment so, we've got a big performance at the weekend so he's just resting up.|
|Liam:||he's also got four nipples|
|Louis:||and is a woman|
|Interviewer:||Fantastic, now that was what i was after|
#you know harry and louis have had conversations about this #while they’re planning their future #louis thinks once they’ve got their family started he’ll want to take several steps back from the spotlight #maybe work in some sort of consulting capacity somewhere in the industry #but harry lives for the stage #he might want something of a break while the kids are young #but he’ll be working on his solo album #singing little snatches of things he’s working on while he bounces their baby on his lap #while louis curls up next to him with a mug full of tea and makes suggestions #and harry will sigh and say ‘i don’t know how i’ll be able to get up on stage without you lou’ #and louis just says he’ll be there in all the ways that matter #and when they’re forty and harry’s doing his comeback tour #after he took a few years off while the kids were teenagers #he’ll haul louis up on stage with him and they’ll sing the chorus of what makes you beautiful #while their kids are sinking down in their seats in the audience because DADS YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING #and louis will sort of agree with them but when harry’s on stage he’s like this purer version of himself #and louis could never say no to him even after all this time (x)